9 Favorite Nursery Rhymes With New Clickbait Titles

Clickbait is everywhere. It’s annoying as hell. So, logically, I felt that the best thing to do was to add some myself. I’ve taken the liberty of converting nine favorite nursery rhyme titles into click tempting teasers. Oh, and I added a bonus limerick just because.

(in true clickbait fashion, each title is clickable and will take you to a page to read the nursery rhyme)

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater

Jack Sprat

There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe

What Are Little Boys are Made of?

Mary Had a Little Lamb

Jack and Jill

Three Blind Mice

Hush Little Baby

Monday’s Child

And Bonus Dirty Limerick:

I did a ridiculous amount of thinking to come up with these… I think I might have permanently messed up my brain.

 

Ava Love Hanna

Ava Love Hanna is a writer, storyteller, and performer in Austin, Texas. She really, really wants you to use the Oxford comma.
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7 Comments

  1. GailApril 8, 2015

    This was hilarious!

    Reply
    1. Ava Love HannaApril 10, 2015

      Thanks Gail!!

      Reply
  2. BeccaApril 9, 2015

    Ha haaa! This cracked me up.

    Reply
    1. Ava Love HannaApril 10, 2015

      Thanks Becca!!

      Reply
  3. MaxApril 9, 2015

    These are really great! I had to click on a couple even though I desperately didn’t want to.

    Reply
    1. Ava Love HannaApril 10, 2015

      You wanted to. Admit it.

      Reply
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