Clickbait is everywhere. It’s annoying as hell. So, logically, I felt that the best thing to do was to add some myself. I’ve taken the liberty of converting nine favorite nursery rhyme titles into click tempting teasers. Oh, and I added a bonus limerick just because.
(in true clickbait fashion, each title is clickable and will take you to a page to read the nursery rhyme)
Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe
Think You Know What Your Children Are Made of? Read This. Line 4 Will Make You Think. Line 8 Will Blow Your Mind.
What Are Little Boys are Made of?
Mary Had a Little Lamb
Jack and Jill
Three Blind Mice
Hush Little Baby
And Bonus Dirty Limerick:
There Once Was a Man From Nantucket and What He Did Will Change the Way You Look at Your Boyfriend Forever.
I did a ridiculous amount of thinking to come up with these… I think I might have permanently messed up my brain.
This was hilarious!
Ha haaa! This cracked me up.
These are really great! I had to click on a couple even though I desperately didn’t want to.
You wanted to. Admit it.
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